Wonders of Ancient Africa: A Grand Tour the Guidebooks Got Wrong
Pyramids older than most civilisations, a stone city that colonial officials swore Africans could not have built, churches carved downwards out of a mountain, and an emperor who crashed the price of gold by being generous. An unhurried tour.
7 November 2026 · 5 min read
For the better part of two centuries, the European traveller to Africa packed three things: a sun helmet, a revolver, and the firm conviction that nothing of consequence had happened on the continent before his arrival. The helmet was occasionally useful. The revolver was, regrettably, often used. The conviction proved to be the least reliable piece of luggage ever carried across the equator.
What follows is a short grand tour of four places that should have cured him of it: one very old, one very misunderstood, one very deep, and one very, very rich. Comfortable shoes are advised. Revolvers may be left at home.